erect confidence

modelesque college bound virgin

mamayuuma:

nayx:

date a boy who wears shoes that light up

OK NO BUT WHEN I WENT TO PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL, THERE WAS A DUDE WHO HAD LEGIT LIGHT UP SNEAKERS AND THIS GIRL WENT UP TO HIM AND ASKED HIM OUT BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HIS SHOES WERE THE COOLEST GOD DAMN THING AND THEY WENT TO PROM TOGETHER AND THEY HAVEN’T BROKEN UP FOR 3 YEARS NOW ALL BECAUSE OF THIS KID’S GOD DAMN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS

(via hypocrites-anonymouss)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via the-fresh-princess-of-mullingar)

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via teamgold)

what-mom:

when you make a joke and no one laughs

image

(Source: what-mom, via this-queen)

ANON HOUR STARTS NOW. NOTHING DELETED. EVERYTHING ANSWERED

(via teamgold)

Shanti (via travel-as-a-happy-hippie)

(via teamgold)

Be soft, kind and loving. But also take nobody’s shit.
God:you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus:i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via armanistar3)

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